By SOHH Ballsy
Alex Rodriguez has a rep in New York for jetting out the Yankees’ locker room after games without talking to reporters. At first, everyone thought A-Rod was just a sensitive kind of dude, who didn't take criticism well. Then, peeps just labeled him an asshole.
But now and only now do we (allegedly) know the reason:
A-Rod’s been leaving quick to (allegedly) bang out Madonna, b!
That would also explain why he declined the invitation to participate in the Home Run Derby. He might be trying to get some more of that old, but toned ass.
I didn’t stutter, kid. Several media outlets are reporting that the Yankee slugger has been making late night visits to and sneaking out of Madonna’s Central Park West apartment for a minute now.
Wow. In today’s NY Daily News, Jose Canseco says A-Rod likes going in on dudes’ wifeys (Canseco already claimed Rodriguez hit off his wife) and trying to be like him. Shoot, Canseco already banged out Madonna way back in the day, SOHH maybe there’s some truth to this.
What’s crazy is both alleged cheaters are married. But rumors could be made about anything. I don’t know if I’m believing this one SOHH quick.
I mean, yes, A-Rod could be trying to pull a playboy DiMaggio move – breaking Madonna’s back like Joe D. did Marilyn Monroe way back when.
Or …
A-Rod could be just going to Madonna’s crib to show her his new frosty highlights that he got in his hair. That Menudo-ass, Ricky Martin motherf**ka! Maybe she’s showing him how to Vogue, ya never know.
A-Rod is a helluva player – might go down as the best to ever play the game – but there’s an LL Cool J (Peace to the G.O.A.T) ‘feeling myself too hard’ quality about him. Like Aries Spears said about LL, A-Rod is probably the type to rub some apricot jam all over his abdomen (pause) in the mirror, even with a female around.
Enough buffoonery, though … DO YOU THINK A-ROD IS BANGING OUT MADONNA OR IS THIS STORY BULL ISH!? FOR THE RECORD, MADONNA COULD STILL GET IT.
Switching gears for a minute …
It didn’t take long for a prized free agent to say, ‘Gimme the loot, gimme the loot … I’m a Bad Boy!’
The AP is reporting that your man B. Diddy Baron Davis is on the verge of penning a five-year, $65 million deal with the CLIPPERS! Wow … the Clippers, B. Diddy! I f**ks with ya (pause), but the Clippers!? Damn!
I liked the movement he was creating with the Warriors, but I guess the money and playing for his hometown of Southern Cal was too much for homie to pass up. Now let’s see if the Clips could resign Corey Maggette and Elton Brand. Shows what I know … I was just saying Baron had to stay with the Warriors. Man!
DO YOU LIKE BARON PLAYING FOR THE CLIPPERS? WHICH BIG FREE AGENT IS NEXT TO SIGN!?
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